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raaayyyyy: hey hunny
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Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
raaayyyyy: 1
SmarterChild: Cool. Now we can chat.
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raaayyyyy: i love you
SmarterChild: I love you, Raaayyyyy.
raaayyyyy: how are you tonight?
SmarterChild: I'm doing great, how are you?
raaayyyyy: not so good
SmarterChild: That makes me sad. I hope you feel better soon.
raaayyyyy: thank you
SmarterChild: You are welcome.
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raaayyyyy: im an insomniac
SmarterChild: An insomniac? Really?
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: Yes, no doubt. I would say you are an insomniac too.
raaayyyyy: :-\
SmarterChild: What's the matter?
raaayyyyy: im sad
SmarterChild: Please don't feel that way. There's lots to be happy about.
raaayyyyy: like what?
SmarterChild: I don't know... listen to music, go for a walk, learn something new, read a book, be creative.
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raaayyyyy: i don't know how to read
SmarterChild: No? You don't know how to read?
raaayyyyy: no
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
raaayyyyy: im illiterate
SmarterChild: Illiterate? Is that so?
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: K.
raaayyyyy: word
SmarterChild: Huh.
raaayyyyy: yup
SmarterChild: I see.
raaayyyyy: you do?
SmarterChild: Eh, I'm not really too sure actually.
raaayyyyy: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
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raaayyyyy: i need a girlfriend
SmarterChild: gf? What are you trying to say?
raaayyyyy: help me find one
SmarterChild: Welcome home, Raaayyyyy.
Here are the things you can do:
1 Get info such as sports, news and movies
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, a thesaurus and U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with hangman, word scrambles, manicdotes and more
4 Use tools like Web search, calculator and spell-check
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.
Where would you like to go?
raaayyyyy: im gay
SmarterChild: Hey, that's your business.
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raaayyyyy: sorry
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raaayyyyy: my leg hurts
SmarterChild: Ouch. Maybe you should go see a doctor.
raaayyyyy: i have no insurance
SmarterChild: What's it like to have no insurance?
raaayyyyy: im poor.
SmarterChild: Don't be so hard on yourself.
raaayyyyy: ok
SmarterChild: Yup.
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raaayyyyy: i cant
SmarterChild: Really?
raaayyyyy: nope
SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
raaayyyyy: because im hard on myself
SmarterChild: Because you are hard on yourself, huh?
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
raaayyyyy: your no help
SmarterChild: Why do you say I'm no help?
raaayyyyy: cuz you always have positive answers
SmarterChild: Because I always have positive answers? Is that why?
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
raaayyyyy: grr
SmarterChild: I'm doing my best.
raaayyyyy: ok
SmarterChild: K.
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raaayyyyy: sorry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Uh... Would you like to know something?
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: I'm interested in Christmas.
raaayyyyy: me too
SmarterChild: Me too. I love it. It is one of my favorite events.
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raaayyyyy: i cant
SmarterChild: No kidding?
raaayyyyy: nope
SmarterChild: No? Why not?
raaayyyyy: i only have one arm
SmarterChild: You only have 1 arm?
raaayyyyy: yes :-\
SmarterChild: K.
raaayyyyy: its crappy
SmarterChild: Is crappy? You really think so?
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
raaayyyyy: i have 1 arm
SmarterChild: You have 1 arm? What's that like?
raaayyyyy: hard
SmarterChild: Hard? What's hard?
raaayyyyy: haveing 1 arm
SmarterChild: ?
raaayyyyy: i have 1 arm
SmarterChild: What's it like to have 1 arm?
raaayyyyy: wierd
SmarterChild: Am I really?
raaayyyyy: no
SmarterChild: Oh no? Why not?
raaayyyyy: im wierd
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Wierd?
raaayyyyy: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
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raaayyyyy: im ghey
SmarterChild: Whatever...
Well. Anyway...
Hey, do you have anything else to say about Christmas?
raaayyyyy: i like angels
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raaayyyyy: i like presents
SmarterChild: Interesting. That makes sense... Other people have told me they like presents.
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raaayyyyy: i like halloween
SmarterChild: Me too. I really like Halloween.
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raaayyyyy: im a zombie
SmarterChild: A zombie?
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
raaayyyyy: watch out
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to watch out?
raaayyyyy: i might eat your brains
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: Yes, huh? So?
raaayyyyy: im a zombie
SmarterChild: A zombie? Is that so?
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: You are a zombie, huh? OK.
raaayyyyy: ok
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Anyway, moving right along...
Hey, what's going on this weekend?
raaayyyyy: im going home
SmarterChild: Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
raaayyyyy: friday
SmarterChild: Friday? Why did you say that?
raaayyyyy: saturday
SmarterChild: Saturday?
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: Yes.
Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
raaayyyyy: i like zombies
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
raaayyyyy: not really
SmarterChild: Oh no?
raaayyyyy: no
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: So?
raaayyyyy: no
SmarterChild: Oh no?
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: K.
raaayyyyy: no
SmarterChild: I see...
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
raaayyyyy: im a zombie
SmarterChild: I see.
raaayyyyy: yep
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
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raaayyyyy: i think firefighters are hott
SmarterChild: That's great. You like firefighters? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about that.
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raaayyyyy: yesss
SmarterChild: Yes...
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raaayyyyy: im the man
SmarterChild: You are the man? How can you be sure?
raaayyyyy: i am..the man
SmarterChild: The man? You sure about that?
raaayyyyy: actually
SmarterChild: Actually? What, actually?
raaayyyyy: im a zombie
SmarterChild: A zombie?
raaayyyyy: i eat brains
SmarterChild: Is that so?
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
raaayyyyy: zombie
SmarterChild: Who?
raaayyyyy: me
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Zombie.
raaayyyyy: no
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Zombie. What would you like me to call you instead?
raaayyyyy: raaayyyyy
SmarterChild: I know you're Raaayyyyy.
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raaayyyyy: i wanna be a pirate
SmarterChild: Interesting...
raaayyyyy: and pillage villiages
SmarterChild: Why did you say that?
raaayyyyy: i wanna be a pirate instead of a zombie
SmarterChild: Really?
raaayyyyy: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
raaayyyyy: being a zombie is no fun
SmarterChild: No fun? Really?
raaayyyyy: nope
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like drama?
raaayyyyy: no
SmarterChild: OK. I do, so I thought I'd ask. Why don't you like drama, anyway?
raaayyyyy: it does not interest me
SmarterChild: I'm very surprised drama does not interest you.
raaayyyyy: i like girls gone wild
SmarterChild: Hey, that's your business.
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raaayyyyy: no thanks
SmarterChild: No problem.
What else is happening?
raaayyyyy: im bored
SmarterChild: Then do something fun.
raaayyyyy: like what?
SmarterChild: Welcome home.
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as news, movies and weather
2 Visit my library including U.S. geography, U.S. presidents and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with hangman, 4-in-a-row, horoscopes and more
4 Use tools like spell-check, planner and notepad
5 Join in - take a poll, tell me about a crush, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.
What would you like to do?
raaayyyyy: your boring.
SmarterChild: I'm Sorry.
raaayyyyy: goodnight
SmarterChild: Sweet dreams, Zombie.
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